"A CRUMMY WORLD OF PLOT HOLES AND SPELLING ERRORS."

Thursday, March 26, 2009

goodbye career, hello sex offender registration

i used to work at a newspaper a while back. my friend casey wound up covering my old school district beat and i occasionally enjoy checking up on what's going on there, particularly with that rogues' gallery they call a school board. he broke this rather disturbing story today: Rich South teacher accused of having sex with student.

i can't decide which aspect of this story i find more unsettling; that the teacher in question happens to be the boys' cross country coach or that she bought the student a bottle of cologne.

4 comments:

  1. i look forward to hearing a lot of "oh man. i wish she taught there when i was a student" malarky from all my friends that went to rich south at the lakewood 4th of july party this year.

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  2. wow. i wonder if it was good cologne. teacher salaries aren't that great in district 227.

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  3. My money is on a bottle of Aspen.

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  4. Ha! I didn't know that was a school you used to cover. I saw that story and thought it was hilarious.

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