and speaking of swedish things...

i went to a swedish restaurant in the city last weekend... i had not realized such places existed before then.

i kind of didn't know what to expect a swedish restaurant to look like... and even if i did, i wouldn't have expected a crazy ass mural on the wall with a bunch of little trolls having a may festival. it looked kind of like this.

i liked it because the food was good, but also because the waitresses actually looked swedish and it made for greater authenticity. they were all tall and blond with blue eyes. it was like feasting in valhalla, but with fewer big scary bearded guys.

one of them looked like how i imagine a valkyrie would. she was honestly two inches taller than me. and she also had a nice profile! a-ha-ha... what a terrible joke.