bizarre e-mails, #1

about 45 minutes ago, i received this mystifying e-mail from "michael pizza" titled "Michael Pizza and this week's Jelly Bean winner!"

I know you have all been dying to know who won the jelly bean guess at
last week's Michael Pizza show!!!

Well, the winner of two tickets to the next show was Ben Pollack with
a guess of 2,500 jelly beans! There were 2015 jelly beans in the jar.
Congrats Ben Pollack!

Make sure you all come this Friday the 13th and make a guess at
whatever the new guessing game is. Also, there will be a little improv
for those of you who don't like guessing.

Thanks for supporting us,
Michael Pizza

i don't have even the vaguest, foggiest ghost of a clue as to why i received this e-mail or what it could possibly mean.

i don't know who (or what) michael pizza is and i couldn't find anything on the internet about it. i don't recall ever going to a michael pizza show or signing up for any mailing list.

and i can also guarantee with 99.99 percent certainty that never in my life will i participate or express even the most minute level of interest in any manner of jelly bean guessing contest.

here's my only guess as to the nature of this michael pizza character:


can anyone shed some light on this situation?