I know you have all been dying to know who won the jelly bean guess ati don't have even the vaguest, foggiest ghost of a clue as to why i received this e-mail or what it could possibly mean.
last week's Michael Pizza show!!!
Well, the winner of two tickets to the next show was Ben Pollack with
a guess of 2,500 jelly beans! There were 2015 jelly beans in the jar.
Congrats Ben Pollack!
Make sure you all come this Friday the 13th and make a guess at
whatever the new guessing game is. Also, there will be a little improv
for those of you who don't like guessing.
Thanks for supporting us,
Michael Pizza
i don't know who (or what) michael pizza is and i couldn't find anything on the internet about it. i don't recall ever going to a michael pizza show or signing up for any mailing list.
and i can also guarantee with 99.99 percent certainty that never in my life will i participate or express even the most minute level of interest in any manner of jelly bean guessing contest.
here's my only guess as to the nature of this michael pizza character:
can anyone shed some light on this situation?
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Ben Pollack and Michael Pizza are very uncreative fake names.
ReplyDeleteThe Pizza the Hut thing always grossed me out in Spaceballs and I never thought I'd see it again.
ReplyDeleteTHANKS.
ok, there were 2015 beans in the jar, the guy guessed 2500 and won???
ReplyDeletethat's just entirely implausible.
obviously bogus for that reason alone.
I heard that if you pray really hard,right before you go to bed, Michael Pizza comes and grants you one wish. The caveat being, however, that said wish must be Jelly Bean related, thus I could understand where your mis-trust of all things Jelly Beans would leave you slightly perplexed. If you don't believe in him, why the hell should he believe in you?
ReplyDeleteIts alright, though, I don't like the way he feels inside me either; each experience leaves me with more and more of an unsettling, post-Diarrhetc feeling. Which, apparently, can be quite common in people with persuasions such as ourselves--atheists.
That being said, I'm sure Ben Pollack is a made up person, you know how all those lotteries go. They get you to buy something or other, promising that someone will win a spectacular prize--like a all inclusive trip to New York, or a presidential pardon--only to announce some phony sounding person months later.
Come to think of it not only did Jim Norton not really win that free pack of penis enlargers, he probably doesn't exist at all!!