bizarre e-mails, #2

about once a month, i get these awesome political e-mails from "ron lastname." i think his real name is ron haddad, but who the hell knows. as usual, i have absolutely no idea how i got on his e-mail list.

mr. lastname seems to see himself as a political crusader who's fighting a never-ending battle against the oil industry, mayor daley and the chicago political machine, corrupt police departments and a litany of other perceived societal evils.

unfortunately for mr. lastname and his muckraking crusade, he is batshit insane.

i was looking through my deleted e-mails from something else and i came across mr. lastname's most recent e-mail, which as from jan. 28. here's an unedited excerpt:

"Illinois Police Departments have recently taken an aggressive stance against me, in perfect timing with my email about "Rods' Home Address" and Big Oil being so effective and getting Governor Rod Blagoiovich (D) out of office and stopping Big Oil from hiking prices anymore. Big Oil is now awaiting word from either patronage whore department (this is not against all cops, just those few especially in high ranks close to politics who corrupt these departments) that "they got Ron Haddad and it is safe for Big Oil to resume price-hikes" which is why Big Oil stopped hiking prices but still will not lower prices since my wonderful targeting of their families and kids almost a month ago when Big Oil went from their lowest price at the pump in five years, back up to just below or above $2.00."

that quote is a pretty accurate microcosm of the entire 36-page e-mail (yes, it really is 36 pages. i copy/pasted it into a word document because i was curious) in terms of general incoherency and delusional ranting. however, that snippet actually contains far less profanity than an average paragraph.

here's another raw and unedited taste of mr. lastname fighting the good fight. i think he's still talking about police officers:

"These pieces of shit know about and don't care about their official and unofficial masters' corrupt and rights-violating deeds and agendas but they preech a whole lot about "accountabilty under the law" for busting someone for $5.00 of weed (weed is illegal) when they can just as easily throw out the weed and warn against it, or making a criminal out of people in some places with retarded weapons laws like a cop canvasing your block over a burglary seeing nunchucks or a blowgun or certain curved or styled knife in your house in states like California. Ever since 100% assassination-deserving insurance companies (corporate fascists) accomplished their goal of using police to make you buy their accident insurance, these police pieces of shit took full advantage of "more reason to pull people over for really no reason" and became even more loyal to these 100% assassination-deserving corporate fascists. These pieces of shit look at WE THE PEOPLE like score-points at a shooting gallery; they only care about making criminals out of as many people as they can and do not give a rats' ass about the individual or his or her story, just any excuse to make this next person another arrest and this is what Big Oil, other corporate fascists, The Daley Machine (D), and other scum bag politicians encourage in these pieces of shit on the street, to so much as dare "to try and show" WE THE PEOPLE that "they" can fuck with us."

one more, then i think that's enough:

"BUSH (R) IS NO LONGER ANYKIND OF A FACTOR, I "TOOK CARE OF BUSH (R)" AS YOU WILL SEE LATER, BELOW. Mayor Daley (D) is the blood-tie that binds George W. Bush (R) and Barack Obama (D) onto the same side, regardless of party difference. Barack Obama having Bush (R) (secretly and hypocratacly) and Daley (D) (very openly) support The Obama Campaign (D) while Bush (R) does absolutely nothing to help John McCain (R) in election 2008. McCain (R) ran for office with only thirteen million dollars, while Obama (D) ran for office with six hundred million dollars as Obama (D) all-out lies that he is against big corporations and hidden interests and that McCain (R) is the big bad Republican getting help from evil corporations and George W. Bush (R)."

ok, i lied. one more:

"As I show in Section 2. about "GOOD NEWS...", Larry Sinclair and Chicago U.S. Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald are going to deliver extremely massive blows to Obama (D) that will crush his Presidency before it even really gets started. Larry Sinclair will release a book about himself and Obama (D) that links Obama (D) to the Donald Young Murder and drugs and homosexuality and massive corruption."

there is tons and tons and tons more, but you get the idea. i personally am looking forward to purchasing larry sinclair's upcoming book because i'm sure it's well written and full of factual content.