a change of plans

i think my new career plan is to go to hollywood and start working in the production aspect of movies. i have a few friends who work in movies and tv out there, and i'll use my contacts to start on the ground floor.

eventually, i'll gain enough skill and prestige to become moderately successful. afterwards, i'll carefully maneuver my way into whatever project christian bale is working on at the time and lull him into a false sense of security by quietly and adequately performing my tasks.

then, inexplicably, things on the set will start to go awry. a missing prop here, a loud noise in the middle of a tense scene there... all of which are being perpetrated by me!

eventually, my constant distractions and purposeful missteps will goad bale into another explosive, profanity-strewn, frothing-at-the-mouth public tirade.

meanwhile, i will record the entire thing and then release it on the internet because the last time produced tons of hilarious entertainment for me; the apex of which is, i think, this christian bale profanity soundboard (much thanks to the onion AV club for their tireless coverage of the event).

i genuinely think it will be worth sacrificing my current career for this... and i like my career.