(this one was a long time ago)
i was on a really crowded blue line train with my girlfriend and this disgustingly dirty guy who had some weird skin rash was sitting near us. i was standing up right near the priority seating for old/disabled people. i didn't mind standing and i usually try to leave those seats open when it's crowded, but the dirty guy kept trying to tell me i could sit there. i told him it was cool and i didn't mind. he started eating some pringles and then tilted his head back and tried to dump the crumbs into his mouth but almost all of them landed on his clothes.
he started trying to tell me again for like the fourth time that i should sit down when suddenly these two plainclothes cops flashed their badges, grabbed him and escorted him off the train.
he really wasn't bothering me and i didn't want him to get in trouble or anything, but apparently he was disturbing other people before we got on. oh well.
Thursday, January 8, 2009
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"...and then tilted his head back and tried to dump the crumbs into his mouth but almost all of them landed on his clothes."
ReplyDeleteThat reminds me of some guy named Bert I used to know. You might have met him, he was friends with Phil. Bob Peck, can I get a witness?