"A CRUMMY WORLD OF PLOT HOLES AND SPELLING ERRORS."

Thursday, January 8, 2009

i just ate dinner and i'm still hungry

new year's was pretty fun. i went to a party at karl's and there were too many chicks (five). i like my parties like the menu at a milwaukee brewer's game -- full of beer and sausage! a-ha ha ha! oh man, i need to write that one down for my upcoming sitcom, "fat dudez." we almost managed to spirit karl away to the bar but his girlfriend somehow caught him. i kept yelling for dan to drive, but karl went back inside.

there was some kind of stupid bar drama. i guess some guys wanted to fight some other guys or something. i was eating cheese and crackers the whole time the bartender was screaming at everyone to leave.

my arcade fire song ("neighborhood #1: tunnels") came on right when the shit started going down. it's really hilarious watching people trying to fight to that song because it completely does not apply to physical conflicts. except for one time time i was at a party and i considered punching someone who called arcade fire "a bunch of art fags."

1 comment:

  1. you got into a car with dan? on new year's? you're like a daredevil.

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